- Prison joke 哇哈哈 -
> > Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a
> > bit clearer:
> >
> >
> > IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell.
> > AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle.
> >
> >
> > IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
> > AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
> >
> >
> > IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
> > AT WORK you get more work for good behavior.
> >
> >
> > IN PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> > AT WORK you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
for
> > yourself.
> >
> >
> > IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
> > AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
> >
> >
> > IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
> > AT WORK you have to share with some idiot who pees on! the seat.
> >
> >
> > IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
> > AT WORK you can't even speak to your family.
> >
> >
> > IN PRISON the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
> > AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
> > deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
> >
> >
> > IN PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
> > AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
> > bars.
> >
> >
> > IN PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens.
> > AT WORK they are called managers.
